Saturday, April 29, 2006

Wayne Rooney's World Cup in jeopardy


Sven-Goran Eriksson must now decide whether to take the biggest gamble of his time as England manager after it was confirmed Wayne Rooney will be out for six weeks after breaking his foot at Stamford Bridge. Rooney was stretchered off during Manchester United's 3-0 defeat by Chelsea, having suffered the injury in a challenge for possession with Paulo Ferreira.

And, despite the reassurances of Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho, who claimed after the game he had been told by United staff Rooney was `okay', the initial fears as Rooney was taken down the tunnel have now been confirmed.

'Wayne Rooney has fractured the base of the fourth metatarsal on the right foot and he will be out for six weeks,' said United in a short statement tonight.

Rooney travelled back to Manchester with his team-mates before heading straight to a private hospital in nearby Whalley Range, where the precise extent of his injury was diagnosed.
And, with England's opening World Cup game against Paraguay on June 10 exactly six weeks away, Eriksson's dilemma is now obvious.

When Rooney fractured the fifth metatarsal on the same foot in the Euro 2004 quarter-final defeat to Portugal, it was 10 weeks before he played again.

Friday, April 28, 2006


"Bad memories: I welcome you anyway. You are my long-lost youth!"

Something revolutionary, this way comes

'Aggravating' stumps Moussaoui Jurors

Am I the only one who finds Moussaoui's response to the judge's instructions, funny?

On Friday, U.S. District Judge Leonie Brinkema reminded jurors to avoid looking up words in the dictionary after learning a juror researched the definition of "aggravating."

The jury is balancing "aggravating" and "mitigating" factors to determine whether Moussaoui should be executed or spend the rest of his life in prison for his role in the attacks of September 11, 2001.

Deliberations resumed Friday after a day's interruption because of a juror's illness.

Brinkema told jurors, "'Aggravating' essentially means to make something worse." She advised, "Don't hesitate to ask questions if you have any. If you have a question, we're here to help."

After jurors left the courtroom, the defendant said, "Moussaoui, aggravating curse on America."

Unreal twist to an already terrible tale


CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- A man who spent 12 years in prison for murder before new DNA testing exonerated him last year was killed in a hit-and-run as he walked on the city's South Side.

The vehicle sped away after hitting Dan Young Jr., 45, Wednesday night, police said. He was pronounced dead Thursday, the Cook County medical examiner's office said.

Young had been released from prison in January 2005 after new testing on DNA evidence failed to link him and another man to the 1990 murder and sexual assault of Kathy Morgan, 39, whose body had been found in a South Side building after a fire.

"He always wanted to talk about his new life and what he would do once he got his clemency money," his attorney, Kathleen Zellner, said after learning of Young's death. "He wanted to know if I would help him get a red brick house."

"He certainly didn't deserve any of this," she said.

Young had a lawsuit pending against the city and Cook County officials alleging false imprisonment and malicious prosecution. Officials have denied the allegations.

Chicago police said the hit-and-run was under investigation. No arrests had been made in the case Friday morning, police spokeswoman Laura Kubiak said.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

United 93: Why I won't be watching

Despite all the glowing reviews


This was posted on Boing by a contributor:

"I was wrong. Universal Pictures held a preview screening of United 93 last night in Hollywood. I went with a friend, expecting something exploitative, schlocky, and agenda-laden. The film was none of those things. I can't imagine how this story could be told any better in film. I don't know how you'd review something like this, other than to ask: Was it respectful? Was it faithful to fact? Was it real? Yes to all three. I walked out of the theater thinking that this is what the film captured best: All the systems we trust to protect us failed on September 11. But the best of human nature is to do good, regardless of cost. That is what happened on this flight, and in many other places, on that day."

Still, I won't be watching it for two simple reasons:

1. I seriously believe that the over-reverence of the dead, even in the most tragic of circumstances, is wrong. Dead people should be buried and remembered, but we should then move on and mourn in private. It's more respectful that way and, the way things work today, the events usually end as a fan to the flame of hatred. A lot of wrong has been done under the auspices of 9/11 and we shouldn't forget that. But a lot of it was perpetrated by us.

2. Maybe I'll watch United 93 when they release a movie called Falluja 06. So many innocent men, women and children have lived in terror and died in Iraq, over the past two years and yet no one knows anything about them. We know the numbers (66 killed today) but have we ever seen their faces or their ages or the ones left behind to mourn them? No, because there's no media to brand them as victims or heros or even as fallen civilians.

People died on United 93 and we know we miss them. People are dying in Iraq (and I don't mean the troops) and no one cares. Because it seems to me that you have to be American to be considered a human being. And that's as shameful as it can get.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Malaysia concerned for Muslim space travelers

From Fark: "Muslim astronauts face challenges: When to pray, which direction Mecca is and how to get bombs to detonate in space".


BANGI, Malaysia (Reuters) - As Malaysia prepares to pick its first astronaut, the country's space agency is hunting for solutions to the problems it expects devout Muslims to face while in orbit, such as in which direction to pray.

One of the five pillars of Islam requires the faithful to pray five times a day, and to face Mecca, the birthplace of Islam, while doing so. Astronauts aboard spaceships could have difficulty meeting these requirements.

"Among the astronaut's needs, if he is a Muslim, are guidelines on performing prayers in space, and other aspects of life according to Islamic principles," Malaysian government official Mohd Ruddin Abdul Ghani told a two-day meeting of scientists and religious experts to thrash out solutions.

There are three Muslims on a shortlist of four candidates from which Malaysia must pick two in May to begin training as astronauts. The program was launched two years ago, after Russia offered the country a free trip into space aboard a Soyuz spacecraft.

Maxim's Top Five Most 'Whipped' Atheletes


1. Doug and Jackie Christie
When two people develop such a deep and unshakable bond, it's said that they can speak their own language. Jackie Christie, for instance, is fluent in trading hand signals with her husband routinely during games—and shadowing the team bus in her car after games. The vow to love and protect is one Doug takes seriously, especially after Jackie's handbag haymaker during a preseason melee in 2002 kept Rick Fox from teaching Doug the hand signal for internal hemorrhaging.


2. Kris and Anna Benson
Loudmouth stripper-cum-baseball-wife Anna Benson once vowed to become the glory hole of the Mets dugout if Kris ever cheated on her. The middling pitcher finally had a chance to break free of Anna when she filed for divorce last month, but after a peek at her bank account, she almost immediately retracted the motion. To this day, Kris remains married—and the professional athlete most likely to get ratted out by his teammates on a road trip.


3. Nick and Danielle Harper
After five seasons with the Colts, Nick Harper was just another anonymous NFL defensive back. Then, on the eve of Indy's 2006 divisional playoff game against Pittsburgh, his wife stabbed him in the knee. You think fighting through injuries on the playing field is tough? Imagine the balls it takes to wake up next to Danielle Harper every morning without full pads.


4. Antonio and Kendra Davis
If you're wondering why Antonio Davis has never averaged more than 14.5 points per game, it's probably because the power forward has to keep one eye on the ball and the other on his wife. Hotheaded Kendra's antics—including berating the media and making trade demands on her husband's behalf—culminated on January 18, 2006, when Antonio had to leap into the seats to protect a fan from his wife…er, we mean protect his wife from a fan.


5. Kurt and Brenda Warner
Sporting hair like Gozer's—with a personality to match—Brenda's incessant chirping helped turn the NFL's greatest underdog story into a three-team deal's best throw-in option. By repeatedly phoning sports radio talk shows to complain about everything from team doctors to coaching decisions, Brenda hung up on her husband's call from Canton

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Is this "self-referential" tattoo cool?

Monday, April 24, 2006

Celebrity Sighting


I saw Wendie Malick today, walking in Hell's Kitchen. I've amassed quite an impressive array of celebrity sightings:

1. Madonna and Guy Ritchie in Old Navy, in Chelsea (2001)
2. Michael Imperioli at Ciel Rouge, in Chelsea (2002)
3. Kirstie Alley in Barneys New York (2002)
4. Sam Waterson (Law & Order) in Staples(!) on 6th avenue (2003)
5. Jason Biggs (of American Pie) in Third and Long, (2003)
6. Craig David (Singer) in Central Park (2004)
7. Liv Tyler in Soho, walking her dog (2005)
8. Robin Williams at Forbidden Planet, off Union Square (2005)
9. Julianne Moore at Magnolia (2006)
10. Wendie Malick (2006)

I can now say I've lived a full life. My grand kids will be regaled with these tales, for many a winter's night.

M.Night Shyamalan is a hack


Only Sixth Sense was worth spitting on. The rest were SHIT. As a director, he's okay I suppose, but as a writer, he's a one-trick pony. Someone tell this guy that if he's conditioned us to expect a twist in the tale, then it's not really a twist.

"The effects of Chernobyl...greatly exaggerated.."

That quote came from a report in a September 6, 2005 Herald Tribune article which blames a lot of the problems that Chernobyl residents have cited, on an "increased fatalism because they believed they were at greater risk than they are". The writer of the article (Elizabeth Rosenthal) maintains that this fatalism manifested itself in drug use, unprotected sex and alcohol use, which led to the afore-mentioned problems. These pictures by Robert Knoth, taken in 2006, tell a different story.











South Carolina may outlaw sex toys


Lucy’s Love Shop employee Wanda Gillespie said she was flabbergasted that South Carolina’s Legislature is considering outlawing sex toys. But banning the sale of sex toys is actually quite common in some Southern states. The South Carolina bill, proposed by Republican Rep. Ralph Davenport, would make it a felony to sell devices used primarily for sexual stimulation and allow law enforcement to seize sex toys from raided businesses.

Football Quotes of the Day


"It is whether you think something is fair or unfair. You expect to get the ball back there. If that's the way they want to behave, then that is their responsibility, but I don't agree with that. I don't agree with it and if football goes that way it becomes very petty" - Arsene Wenger vents his spleen after Spurs scored while Gilberto Silva and Emmanuel Eboue were untangling themselves after a collision during the north London derby on Saturday.

"Frankly, I don't think they can demand for us to kick the ball out because there was no free-kick and the action goes on until the ball goes out" - Arsene Wenger after Arsenal scored from a throw-in that should have been returned to Sheffield United in the 2003 FA Cup.

Sunday, April 23, 2006


One of these days, I'm going to have a big square kitchen with a $3000 Williams-Sonoma kitchen set. Then, I'm going to learn how to cook better than Nigella Lawson: Italian, Arabic, Thai and Indian and I'll invite all my friends over, for a late Sunday lunch.
The irony of watching "Big Love" alone is not lost on me.


I may not always love you
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
I’ll make you so sure about it

God only knows what I’d be without you

If you should ever leave me
Though life would still go on believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would living do me

God only knows what I’d be without you
God only knows what I’d be without you
God only knows what I’d be without you
God only knows what I’d be without you
God only knows
God only knows what I’d be without you
God only knows what I’d be without you
God only knows

Pickles and the Jules Rimet Trophy


Pickles, the mongrel dog who found the World Cup in a London street after it had been stolen three months before the 1966 finals, became a bigger story than that year's general election.

Sunday April 23, 2006
The Observer

On a Sunday evening in March 40 years ago, David Corbett left his ground-floor flat in Norwood, south London, to make a telephone call from the kiosk across the road. With the Thames lighterman was Pickles, the four-year-old mongrel he had taken off his brother John's hands, when he was a puppy, because he chewed furniture.

'I put the lead on Pickles and he went over to the neighbour's car,' recalls Corbett, now 66. 'Pickles drew my attention to a package, tightly bound in newspaper, lying by the front wheel. I picked it up and tore some paper and saw a woman holding a dish over her head, and disks with the words Germany, Uruguay, Brazil. I rushed inside to my wife. She was one of those anti-sport wives. But I said, "I've found the World Cup! I've found the World Cup!"'

Corbett, or more precisely, Pickles, had indeed discovered the missing Jules Rimet trophy. Yet, if the Metropolitan Police had not bungled an operation two days earlier, when a ransom demand went wrong, Pickles would not have found the trophy and his place as lead character in a tale that, even today, may not be fully over.

The trophy was stolen on 20 March 1966, a week before Pickles' intervention, from the Methodist Central Hall in Westminster where it was being exhibited in a glass cabinet. Five guards were detailed to keep constant watch. On the Sunday, though, the guard stationed next to the trophy had the day off. With the others enjoying a cup of coffee or a call of nature, it was only when George Franklin finally inspected the case just after midday that he discovered the theft. The thieves had broken in through the back doors.

The media attention was worldwide and, Corbett says, Pickles enjoyed it. Before it began, though, Corbett had to deal with the theory that exercised the police from the moment, breathless and still in his slippers, he arrived at Gypsy Hill police station in Crystal Palace and was taken to Scotland Yard. 'I was suspect number one,' he says. 'I went into this bloody great incident room with twenty coppers taking calls. I heard one say, "We've just searched the Northern [Tube] line because someone said it was under seat number seven."

'They questioned me until 2.30 am. I wondered if I should've chucked it back in the road. I was up at six the next day for work.' Corbett recalls: 'The general election was due but this knocked Harold Wilson off the front pages. When my mates realised they said, "Bloody hell. I bet you nicked it!"' Eventually, though, Corbett was cleared.

Now Pickles began the life of a celebrity. He starred in a feature film, The Spy with the Cold Nose, and appeared on Magpie, Blue Peter and many other TV shows. He was made Dog of the Year, awarded a year's free supply of food from Spillers and there were offers to visit Chile, Czechoslovakia and Germany.

'But I would've had to put Pickles into quarantine for six months and he was only a pet, so I didn't think I could do that,' says Corbett. How did he find the constant attention? 'I got myself an agent. The same as Spike Milligan's. He made me £60 a day, bloody brilliant! He would call and my [ex] wife and I would meet him and his girlfriend and go drinking Champagne.'

But Pickles' luck also ran out the year after his great find. 'My six-year-old had him on a choke lead,' recalls Corbett. 'He shot after a cat and pulled my son over, before disappearing. I looked for over an hour. Then, in the gardens behind my house I saw him up on a tree. His chain was around the branch. Pickles just hung there.'

Corbett buried him in the back garden of the house in Lingfield, Surrey, that the reward money had bought. 'I received £3,000 and paid £3,100 for this house,' says Corbett, who still lives there.

Five books that make life worth living





Couldn't Hav(rilesky) said it better myself


One of the reasons I haven't throw myself in front of a train track yet is that I don't bandy around the expression "Couldn't have said it better myself". I'm quite certain that 95% of the time, at least with people I actually know (not weighty writers like Kundera or Friedman or Chomsky or Kureishi) I could have said things a LOT better. The remaining 5%? I live in awe of engaging, affable, incisive writing like Heather Havrilesky's who pounds so much meaning and wit, even when discussing something as inane and counterproductive as the TV schedule. Witness:

"As usual, the real problem with most network shows is that they're trying to swallow a massive demographic whole, aiming to be a smash hit instead of simply trying to attract a reasonable following. The important thing is not to be original or odd or memorable, the goal is to avoid alienating anyone with characters that are less than likable. But how can you depict a bunch of married people without showing harsh fights, scorn, resentment, tears? How can you introduce us to an average, amiable single guy and give him not even one distinguishing characteristic that might set him apart from every other 34-year-old guy on the street?"

And:

"Where, I ask you, is the scorn? The networks won't touch scorn and infidelity and selfishness or even minor personality flaws with a 10-foot pole, which is why their dramas that don't concern cops or lawyers or plane crashes suck. Meanwhile, on shows like "Nip/Tuck" and "Huff" and "The L Word" and "Weeds," scorn and anger are their bread and butter. In fact, Showtime could aptly be renamed The Scorn Channel. But why is there no middle ground between upbeat tedium and melodramatic, seething purgatory?"

Heather: in the classic words of one of our best ever movies, American Pie, I offer you this proclamation of (misguided) love, which I truly couldn't have said better myself:

"Suck me, beautiful"

Indecision 2006


I've never filled out a survey where I listed politics as one of my interests and yet the evidence speaks for itself: I tivo the O'Reilly show, Keith Olbermann, Bill Maher, Meet the Press with Tim Russert, This Week with George Stephanopolous and a few others. Part of it is an active interest since I live here (though, not yet eligible to vote) and another part is that with the US as a lone super power, local politics usually transfer into global ramifications. Understanding what drives them is key to understanding what happens next in the world.

At the end of 2006, we've got the US mid-term elections coming up. More than ever before, the Democrats are better poised to take down the Republican majority in both houses. The Republicans are, supposedly weaker than they've ever been: high oil prices, an increasingly contentious and, in fact, illegitimate war in Iraq, mutiny from the military regarding Rumsfeld, lobbying scandals affecting Tom DeLay and other notable Republican figures, the Terri Schiavo debacle, The Dubai Ports deal double debacle, the Katrina scandal and a President who's finding new ways to demonstrate his incompetence, his hypocrisy and his vested interest in every major decision he's taken.

In simple English, the Republicans have fucked up. So will the Dems capitalise? I don't think so..

The Democrats have yet to come up with a clear strategy for how they'd do things differently. Their strategy, to this point, has been lay low, vote with the Republicans on issues where they could be perceived to be unpatriotic if they didn't and oppose them on any other issue, just to stave off the throes of irrelevancy.

Another problem is that they don't, as an alternative to a strategy, offer a vision for how the future would play out. They'll say "Let's get our troops out of Iraq" but they won't say how we'll help Iraq or where those soldiers will go next, be it Iran or whatever. In a sense, they're hedging their bets because if you don't promise, you can't lose. Except you do because politics is a promise and deliver business.

Thirdly, the issues that the Dems are challenging the Republicans on are complex issues that, outside of Washington, people don't care about or really understand. Or, if they do, they don't immediately see it as a problem that was created due to the Republicans' stewardship. It's kind of like the Republicans have convinced the nation that all the problems for which they might be perceived as culpable are of the 'falling safe' variety: "A safe fell on our head...if it had been the Dems, the same thing would have happened!"

Fourthly, there's no real difference between the two parties anymore. Long gone are the days when you could classify a Republican as a fiscal conservative or a Democrat as someone who advocates big government. People recognize that the only real differentiator between the two parties, when it comes to politics, is that they are aligned with a profile of their constituents to whom they are unquestionably loyal.

Finally, and all the reasons listed above underscore this, when the people don't believe that any truth or clear edge separates the two parties, they will always vote with values and familiarity and status quo. The burden of change or proof of change is on the challenger, not the incumbent. And the only proof that the Dems have offered so far is that they do not, and will not, get along with the Republicans. Both parties appear petty, trivial and inefficient and yet only the Dems have to prove that.

The only case that the Dems have made so far is that the Repubicans have screwed them, not the more egregious crime which they need to point out: that the Republicans are screwing the American people.

PS The Presidency race isn't as clear cut, for two reasons: the 9/11 effect will be 7 years removed which won't give the Republicans the 'Survivor immunity' they've enjoyed for the past few years. Secondly, the presidency has always been, primarily, a popularity contest.

Stress Relief


When stressed, click on this picture and take a minute.

Would you buy encyclopedias from this man?

Can you guess who this celebrity is?


Shocking really. First correct answer wins dinner with yours truly and I'll even make out with you. Especially the girls.

Fun facts with Alan Greenspan


Did you know that Alan Greenspan's best friend growing up was Ayn Rand? Even more bizarrely, did you know that he was one of the producers on the Jimmy Fallon/ Drew Barrymore hatchet-job on the Nick Hornsby classic, "Fever Pitch"?

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Moses Paltrow is one fugly baby


Or maybe it's just fated that anyone called Moses would scare the shit out of an Egyptian..

I feel much better. For no good reason.

Friday, April 21, 2006


All things considered, I think I'd rather be rich than stupid.

Energy Deficient


So I'm feeling a little drained today...a lot, actually. Believe it or not, I think this is a good sign. Kind of the way you feel after a long illness (I got typhoid when I was 23 and was in bed for three months) which, to me, it's like the Bullshit is breaking. Could be another false dawn but I don't even have the energy to be pessimistic. I'm ready to move on, man. It's time for the light at the end of the tunnel to fulfill it's golden promise.
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