Late night mini-golf

The computer makes a half-hearted attempt at taunting you when you bogey, but nowhere near enough. I don't know about you, but I can't get enough abuse. I'd love it if the computer would hurl obscenities, racial slurs and occasionally spit on me. But all I get is some poxy 'You need more practice'. It's all so watered down and vanilla nowadays. Nobody's hardcore anymore. Well, I tell you what, I didn't fight in two World Wars so some pencil pushing bureaucratic asshole could come up and legislate that my games should tell me no worse than it 'don't give a dang'.

Alright, enough tripping. Play it here.