Weeds

HOT show! The dialogue is very witty:

Celia (Elizabeth Perkins) is talking to Conrad (Romany Malco), whom her friend Nancy has told her is her carpenter. Conrad is black and Celia clearly wants him. Nancy looks on, warily:

Celia: I hear once you go carpenter, you never go back.
Conrad: Let me tell you...when I nail something...it stays nailed.
(Celia turns to Nancy and whispers to her)
Celia: I have cancer AND jungle fever...and one of them is getting cured tonight.