30 "facts" about Chuck Norris

From Chris DiClerico, very funny list of Chuck Norris facts. Had me chuckling. Here are a few choice ones:

There's no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Check it here.