Thursday, December 08, 2005

Fitty: Weddings and Bat Mitzvah Singer


DiClerico reports that 50 “I got shot 8 times” Cent took $500,000 to play at some rich, Long Island, 13 year old girl’s Bat Mitzvah a few weeks ago. Her father, David H. Brooks, is a rich manufacturer of bulletproof vests for the Army (Maybe he also got paid in vests) and spent $10 million on the party which included performances by Aerosmith, the Eagles, Stevie Nicks, 50 Cent, Ciara, Kenny G and Tom Petty. They booked out both floors of the Rainbow Room, had a stage built, and installed multiple Jumbotrons.

The best part of the whole sell-out thing was that the gangsta rapper, 50 Cent, found the time to work in the lyrics, “Go shorty, it’s yo Bat Mitzvah! We gonna party like it’s yo Bat Mitzvah!”

What a fucking sellout!

1 Comments:

Blogger Forsoothsayer said...

u know, it's a BAT mitzvah for a girl. seeing as how i'm a jew lover, i know these things.

2:02 PM  

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