Steven Seagal and Carrot Top are friends

Isn't it about time that somebody got Steven Seagal and Carrot Top to make a movie together? It could be a touching story about a boy and his dog and their journey through adolescence. Carrot Top could play the dog who gets killed half-way through the movie by a gang of Colombian drug dealers. This causes Steven Seagal to hunt down the killers culminating in a spectacular battle scene in the depths of East New York. Can you spell box office gold?

(from The Superficial)