Tyra is the stupidest bitch alive

Kimmel ran a story about Tyra's show from February, where she announced to her audience that she has struggled with a fear of dolphins for most of her life. This being Tyra, she delivered this astoundingly specific phobia with the kind of dramatic delivery one expects from crack addicts as they disclose their addictions or gay people as they emerge from the closet to their families. She faced the camera, she opened her heart to her audience and then she cried as she announced that the time had come for her to face and overcome her fears. She really must be scraping the bottom of the barrel here. And isn't a fear of solphins JUST the kind of thing a supermodel would realise? It must have been traumatic for her to come to terms with this during her SI swimsuit shoot, in some idyllic Carribean island.

I can't deal with Tyra anymore. I swear if she took all her clothes off and walked into my apartment, I'd punch her in the nose and throw her out. She is so so unbelievably shallow and the fact that people even watch her sorry excuse of a show is a sign of how low our national IQ has gotten. It's gotten to the point where I can't even remember a time when she was hot. I'm sorry but stupidity and shallowness are the antithesis of all that I find sexy and arresting.

Please, God. I beg you. Find a way to cancel her show. I'll do anything. I can't take it anymore!