Stop the dancing

I'm over people dancing in commercials because they're so happy about the product they're using. That's nonsense. You're not dancing because your bank is great or because the beer you're drinking hit the spot or even because your sanitation pad fits well. You're dancing because you're a whore and you're getting paid. I would dance too. Just don't pretend it's because your home equity rate is lower than everybody else's. You're not fooling anyone.