"I'm taking away your Bill of Rights"
Penn Jillette's friend, Dino Cameron, is a genius. He makes playing card size copies of the Bill of Rights printed on metal, with the 4th Amendment in red. It's called "Bill of Rights, Security Edition," and it's made just for flying. It sets off the metal detectors and it gives you the opportunity to look the security officer square in the face and say "So you're going to take away my Bill of Rights?".