The one year anniversary of the genesis of this virtual tome is rapidly creeping up on me. And, in the spirit of the Capitalist God out whose loins I dutifully drink, I thought I'd conduct a performance evalutation where you, dear readers, get to sit on the panel of judges and tell me what you think. Feel free to Paula, Randy or even Simon my slightest blog with your suggestions, criticism, praise and vitriol, though praise, adulation and undying alleigances are also welcome.

It doesn't matter if you've been a loyal reader or a promiscuous blog booty-caller, your opinion matters. And let's face it folks, in a world where the world doesn't give a shit what you have to say unless they want money, sex or knowledge from you, this is your chance to blow your proverbial load and smear it all over my smug face.

So give it to me baby, hit me one more time. Just do it. You and me ain't nuthin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel. How can I ignore you if you don't say something? Let's see if we can hit double digit comments, with this one.