Citizen Mo

So, as you may have inferred from Carmen's pictorial tribute, yesterday I was inducted into the most powerful organization in the world: The United States of America. I'm quite delighted that this saga is finally over (from the day I received an immigrant visa in my passport to the day I got my citizenship: seven years and two months) and that I can now focus on other subjects of ire and discontent.

Which will be hard. I've gotten a lot of mileage from being miserable about the FBI's discrimination against middle eastern men of a certain height and overwhelming sex appeal (me, morons), so it will be a challenge finding something else to replace that dark patch of my debatable soul. But trust that I will find something else. My confidence in my own dourness is unflinching.

So, if you live in New York, let's meet up sometime and talk about how those foreigners are stealing our jobs. Until then..