Eggert Magnússon

First of all, his name really is Eggert which, based on the extraordinary shape of his face, is a safe bet he got the spit kicked out of him at school. So who is Eggert Magnússon, you may well ask? Well, he's the head of the Icelandic Football organization and he's planning a takeover bid for West Ham United.

I can hear opposing teams' taunts now..