Tuesday, January 30, 2007

The Fatness

It's no use. The weight won't come off.

I've tried exercise. I've tried eating healthy.

I've even tried skipping meals altogether.

Not me. Mimi.



She has a gut, love handles and everything! I'm actually embarrassed to be seen in public with her.

I mean, I'm fat but being a big guy, I can carry it reasonably well. But Mimi is tiny and FAT. And it reflects badly on me because everyone can see that it's all my fault!

She's gained TWELVE pounds, which is roughly half her weight before the weight gain. That would be like me packing on 120 pounds. It's seriously a problem. I've cut her food down in half and plan to start walking her for twenty minutes every day. Otherwise, she won't make it past Memorial Day.

Everything I touch turns to shit as usual..


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