Grace Kelly (Mika)

This song could easily be in a John Cameron Mitchell film, but it's fun and he does remind me of Freddie Mercury...the subtext to all that is that it's a wee bit gay, and like any self-respecting straight man, I'm mildly perturbed by my attraction to it.

I should relax...I mean, it's not a penis, is it?

Anyways, he's going to be huge (not like a penis) and with songs like this, it's not that difficult to work out why.