Alien abduction

This hilarious passage is part of an article that covers Harvard's study into why some people believe they were abducted by aliens.

After placing ads seeking subjects in newspapers "Have you been abducted by aliens?" numerous calls came in. Most of the calls were from local TV stations, radio shows, and newspapers curious to know why Harvard was interested in aliens. Some were from ticked-off Bostonians ("Doesn't Harvard have better ways to spend all its [darn] money?") A few painful calls came from Latin Americans who misunderstood the ads and thought we were looking for illegal immigrants abducted by U.S. border patrols."