Angelina Jolie is not that hot

It's true, I've never been the biggest fan for three reasons:

1. She looks synthetic. Her lips and breasts look so good that they actually manage to look fake. It's almost too much of a good thing.
2. She has a very boyish body (from behind) when she's naked. Check out clips from 'Gia' among others, if you don't believe me.
3. Her personality...it's not bad, it just doesn't feel authentic. It's kind of creepy, actually. I know, I know, who CARES about her personality. Believe me, your personality leaves an imprint on your face. I've known gorgeous women who suffer from a 'vacant' face.

I'm not gay or anything and I know she's beautiful but I almost look at her as a Japanese anime girl, the ones with the massive eyes, the impossible proportions and the striking appearance. It's beautiful but not necessarily sensual. For example, I think Carla Gugino is far more beautiful than Angelina and impossibly sexy to boot. Admittedly, it could be that I like Carla more because she gets less hype.

That said, Angelina does photograph spectacularly. Check out this site which invites you to rate her hottest pictures. I have to admit, she does look amazing in all of them.