Death by Caffeine

The Energy Fiend website -- a fan-site for energy drinks -- has a calculator into which you enter your weight and your favorite caffeinated beverage and it will tell you how many drinks you need to take before dropping dead.

All you Starbucks junkies: I'll pay for the amount of drinks it takes to kill you (except Nancy).

There's a tab on the same website that calculates your death by candy/ chocolates. Check out how many Reese's Pieces it would take to end my ennui.