The E-Mail Time Capsule

Most time capsules involve cramming stuff into a metal box and burying it in a hole in the ground. It's a method that works --but it's so primitive. What if you could write an email to yourself, and be assured of receiving it twenty years in the future?

That's what email time capsule is all about. Fill out the fields below, decide how long you want the capsule to be sealed for, and hit send. Forbes (??) makes sure the message gets delivered.

Personally, I'd have preferred an email from the future me, but I guess mail privileges are likely to be limited in Attica, when you're serving 5-15, on the whole, maybe it works out. Still, I'm sure there's a bunch of things I'd like to make sure I don't forget. Now, how to find a way to include a gun to shoot myself when it becomes clear that I've wasted my life?