Young Adam

Just saw a movie, Young Adam, that consists of Ewan MacGregor having sex with every single woman he meets. Full-frontal nudity is incidental and frequent. The plot contorts wildly to ensure that this happens and no one seems to complain. Not Tilda Swinton. Not Emily Mortimer. Especially Ms. Mortimer who didn't even mind when Ewan threw custard at her, doused her in mayo and ketchup and proceeded to spank her with what appeared to be a rowing paddle..

God, I wish I was Ewan MacGregor!