I said to the Greek, "Please reveal
The shyster who sewed up this deal."
But the man shook his head.
"I'm Achilles," he said.
"I never uncover a heel."

Did you know the word Limerick originated from 'Limp Prick' because most of the wandering poets were either eunuchs or impotent?

Great story, even if I did make the whole thing up.