Love Thyself (unless you're a moron)

Actually, don't. Until somebody interviews you and says you're worth loving. I mean, this indiscriminate acceptance of all people that the establishment is trying to peddle to the masses is bullshit. What if you really are every bit of a loser, backward ass, in-bred, Bush-voting slug that you suspect you might be. Loving thyself only prolongs your existence and, as it turns out, arms you with false hope that you may, in the grand scheme of things, mean something. And even finding someone just like you is no proof that you're worth anything either because even the most disgusting garden variety slug succeeds in finding a mate. I know, because I worked with some of them.

That also happens to be my problem with democracy. Doesn't it bother ANYONE that the crazy fuck on the R train who talks to himself and his two other personalities gets the same kind of vote as you, come election day? If you're a moron, you shouldn't be allowed to vote. We should encourage stupid people not to vote. It's really for their own good. We are not all created equal and it's not race (which this country is endlessly fascinated by) or money (which this country is rightly fascinated by), it's about being informed and people's abilities to process said information.

Morons. Step back. Don't believe the hype. You're not capable of more than you're giving. You're capable of less. Accept it and cherish it and don't try and get involved.