Poison Control

I feel a little better today, though I still feel like crap. Part of the problem might be that I felt like crap before this whole thing went down, so maybe my expectation of 'feeling better' is a little elevated. I just want to feel as bad as everybody else does!

Seriously, there's an improvement, almost like the poison is seeping out of my body. I guess that's a good thing. I'm trying hard to keep busy so that when all this hateful turmoil is gone, there'll be something positive to replace it.

It's been 22 days since I last jerked off. Should I go home and try and revive ye olde certaine blyndeness? Send in your vote on a bottle of water-based hand lotion.

I'm messin' witcha, fools.