Kristin Chenoweth

I happen to like petite women. And everyone knows I'm a big fan of curvy women. Which may explain why Kristin Chenoweth is like an oasis in the middle of the Sahara to me. Standing at just 4 foot 11, this blonde bombshell can come and clean my apartment any day of the week. Unfortunately, petite blonde women are very scared of me and drive me away from their homes with torches and pitchforks. Oh well, maybe in the next life I'll come back as a white boy midget.