Sven-Goran Eriksson in talks with Nigerian FA
This is PRICELESS!
Tord Grip, Sven-Goran Eriksson's right hand man, has told Swedish radio that his boss has held talks with the Nigerian FA. According to my sources there has been some communication but it was by email to Nigeria from a third party. We've managed to obtain a transcript of that email:
To whom it may concern,
I crave your most distinguished indulgence for this urgent request for a business relationship by which we earnestly and most gratefully must solicit your strictest confidence by virtue of various intrusions by previous persons of unconducive discretion. My associate, the honourable and most excellent Sven-Goran Eriksson, is in the felicitous possession of the secret key to obtaining untold quantities of gold and silver for the greater glorification of your honourable and most esteemed organisation. He has unfortunately been usurped and forced to flee his current country of employmentship due to an unforeseen change of regime which culminated most tragically in a sudden death in Germany. The guaranteed deliverance of these precious metals which we sincerely believe are of your rightful and deserved ownership can be the more rapidly facilitated by a small transference of funds to my client's account the sum of which will cover the costs of his diligent efforts in the greater cause of your own most desirable enrichment and acclaim. US$8,000,000 a year should cover it. Please forward your bank details so we can speed the expedition of this pending project.
Tord Grip, Sven-Goran Eriksson's right hand man, has told Swedish radio that his boss has held talks with the Nigerian FA. According to my sources there has been some communication but it was by email to Nigeria from a third party. We've managed to obtain a transcript of that email:
To whom it may concern,
I crave your most distinguished indulgence for this urgent request for a business relationship by which we earnestly and most gratefully must solicit your strictest confidence by virtue of various intrusions by previous persons of unconducive discretion. My associate, the honourable and most excellent Sven-Goran Eriksson, is in the felicitous possession of the secret key to obtaining untold quantities of gold and silver for the greater glorification of your honourable and most esteemed organisation. He has unfortunately been usurped and forced to flee his current country of employmentship due to an unforeseen change of regime which culminated most tragically in a sudden death in Germany. The guaranteed deliverance of these precious metals which we sincerely believe are of your rightful and deserved ownership can be the more rapidly facilitated by a small transference of funds to my client's account the sum of which will cover the costs of his diligent efforts in the greater cause of your own most desirable enrichment and acclaim. US$8,000,000 a year should cover it. Please forward your bank details so we can speed the expedition of this pending project.
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