Shredded Anxiety
So I bought a shredder yesterday, for about $65, from Staples. And I have to say, it is cheaper than therapy! The catharsis of putting pieces of paper into that thing and watching them come out of the other end as shreds is just the shit. And it's not because I'm insane--I mean, I am, but this would relieve anyone's anxiety. I'm serious!
posted by Basil Epicurus at 3:48 PM
1 Comments:
you must be kidding!! Its a painstaking process to watch the paper go through slowly like lambs to the slaughter....want to relax? take it all out on putty, or you can always break something...like the TV or toaster.
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