I'm still seething at the postcard sent to me by the US army, asking me if I want to be an army translator. This is from the same people who kept me waiting seven months for my citizenship, while they conducted a background check, the same country where people mysteriously put up a barrier upon finding out you're middle eastern, the same government that admits it's mistaken in Iraq but responds to that mistake by sending more troops. What a joke.
So if I join the army and translate, I get an expedited citizenship. And when I do my citizenship the right way, they DELAY me while they conduct a background check.