Footballer blames vagina for positive steroid test

When Milan player Marco Borriello failed a drugs test in Italy having been tested after a game against Roma, you'd think it was all over for him. Positive steroid tests result in an automatic two year ban.

So imagine the shocked faces of the members of the panel when he walks in with Belen Rodriguez and proceeds to blame her for his negative result in the test due to a cream she used to cure a vaginal infection - which he unwittingly "ingested" whilst paying attention to the aforementioned part of her rather delectable anatomy. Though I suppose it wasn't that delectable at the time, hence the cream.

What a "cunning" excuse.