Hot girls on the subway

There are a lot of pretty girls on the subway. Very distracting stuff. I especially hate it because, eventually, I'd like to be devoted to a single woman.

I'd love to be totally devoted to one woman. I mean, monogamy is a very special pact. But in this age of subliminal media images, is that even possible? Take the lovely Aishwarya Rai, for instance.



What would, say, Captain Kirk do? Fortunately, I managed to ask him.