9 out of 9 Goldfish: KIA

Lefty the Piranha killed all nine of his Goldfish roommates, which means I am officially the worst piranha feeder in the world. I'm devastated, not to mention a little mystified. Daniel (my neighbor) hsa been away for 9 days and Lefty has killed one piranha a day...these are serial killer numbers.

Oh, and he has a big, fat belly as well. A piranha with a big fat belly. I should have dropped a beer and the TV remote, in his tank.

Ludicrous.