New Rule (Eat your heart out, Bill Maher)

New Rule: Leads in Romantic Comedies should stop wincing in pain and shaking their arm whenever they punch out their adversaries. It's meant to make them look accessible in the midst of their newly-found backboned-ness. It makes them seem corny.

Now, it's just old and you can't tell the same joke in every single frickin' romantic comedy. Enough.