Best named players in the World Cup

These guys are the best named players in the tournament. If I had a name like theirs, I'd introduce myself to everyone.

1. Gerald Pimpong (Ghana)
2. Shaka Hislop (Trinidad & Tobago)
3. Abdel-Aziz Ahanfoof (Tunisia)
4. Mehdi Madavikia (Iran)
5. Jan Venegoor of Hesselink (Netherlands)
6. Santiago Canizares (Spain)
7. Vikash Dhorasoo (France)
8. Hedwiges Maduro (Netherlands)
9. Emmanuel Adebayor (Togo)
and my personal favorite:
10. Tranquillo Barnetta (Switzerland)