Monday, August 28, 2006

Ouch. It hurts.

While on the subject of asses, I've got a poll question for you. There are three women I know:

Woman A: Lots of fun, solid person with intelligence, humor and integrity but the physical chemistry isn't where it should be.
Woman B: Very ordinary personality, pleasant albeit a little bland but the physical chemistry is white hot.
Woman C: Sexually atttraction is like sparks in a volcano..but I hate everything about her: from character to values to the way she thinks, it all sucks. But seriously, the sex is absolutely insane.

Who do you think I should go for?


Blogger Carmen said...

Women B & C will get on your nerves really, REALLY soon, especially since you don't like stupid people.

I'm torn between A and C; the physical chemistry with A can pick up, no?

7:57 PM  
Anonymous E said...

You actually expect women to reply to this poll objectively?! (or guys for that matter..)

B's out, and each of the guys and girls will side with the relevant extreme(to confirm stereotypes!) Go figure!

But honestly, can you actually maintain really hot sex with someone you can't STAND? Might happen a few times, but won't last. You don't have to be really into someone to have amazing sexual chemistry. But for it to last a bit, don't you at least need to be neutral about the person?!

Gave my gender all away now..

Well you can take out all your sexual frustration on C now for the next few days (since you'll soon be wanting to tie her up to the bed and leave her there,) then leave her for A and work on building physical chemistry. If you like her and there's an attraction between you, you can definitely build up the physical chemistry. There's nothing wrong with a challenge here and there! There.. gave you the "want it all" attitude of a guy :)

8:18 PM  
Blogger Basil Fawlty said...

Carmen, you may not have exaggerated my intolerance for stupidity but you over-estimate how much value I place on intelligence.

E: What poll is objective? I asked people to weigh in because it's not an objective issue.

A can't be anything more than a friend, it just isn't there. And faking it or trying to work from the ground up would just waste everyone's time.

C, I seriously can't stand. She is hot as a sheet of melted steel and the sex is the kind where afterwards, I might sit around wondering what the fuck just happened. But the before and after are like a broken pencil: pointless.

B is just a great balance. She's sweet, she's sassy and the sex is excellent. And when I'm with her, I don't feel that I'm compromising on anything.

I'm really amazed no one picked her.

11:00 PM  
Blogger Maxxed`ouT said...

You date A and show her to your friends .
You cheat on her with C .
Meanwhile B is a masturbation fantasy .
However make sure you don't lose B's number ... you gonna need it when A dumps you for cheating on her .
Then you start dating B and cheat on her with secret option D , who's gonna have the hots for you when she sees you out and about with an outstanding woman like A .

11:26 PM  
Blogger Basil Fawlty said...

Maxxed Out's a playa yo! I like the way you think, kid. Unfortunately, my face is a lie detector test print out, especially with matters of the heart. I don't got it.

11:43 PM  
Blogger Herlock Sholmes said...

I think you need a 4th woman.

Your time is too valuable to be wasted with any of the 3. You need someone to stimulate you both mentally and phisically.

I suggest Charlize Theron

3:50 AM  
Blogger Basil Fawlty said...

She won't take my calls, Sherlock.

9:24 AM  
Blogger Twosret said...

I don't see that you will be involved in any serious relationship to worry about their personality much.

Reading your posts I can tell that sex plays an important part in your everyday life so I vote for C. :)

maxxed out got a point, follow this guy he knows his business heheheee

2:28 PM  
Blogger forsoothsayer said...

maxxed out is so not a player...please.

but like c....why you need to talk? just do it till u can no longer tolerate her beid and then move on to b.

3:25 PM  
Blogger KareemFromEgypt said...

what's wrong with being with all three

not possible?

did they force you to choose?

it really depends on what ur looking for at this oint in ur life wouldn't you say? if u want till death do us part u might want to choose either a or b but if u have given up on finding someone or like me don't believe in love then you really don't have a choice, you owe it to your penis and your self to go for C

4:05 AM  
Blogger KareemFromEgypt said...

plus doing it with someone u really don't like takes out a lot of ur negative energy
hell... sex with anyone removes ur negative energy

4:08 AM  
Blogger inmotion said...

you like ur own company alot .. if one of these women had even stirred anything beyond an attraction a faint hmm what if .. not long enough to keep your attention .. than what's the point ..

get all 3 out of ur system .. by the time its out you'll have figured out which one is which and if any of them would fit in reasonably within the realm of you and your own companionship ..

6:33 AM  

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