Beggaring belief

Tonsils bounce higher than rubber balls.

New Mexico's greatest tourist attraction is a nacho.

And elbow transplants come from scrotums.

Polar bears can eat 86 penguins in one sitting.

Bats can dodge raindrops one by one.

Rhesus monkeys hang from trees by their dicks.

Chairman Mao cleaned his teeth with tea.

And most unbelievably of all, I'm somewhat happy with the girl that I'm seeing..well, as happy as someone like me can be.