Favorite Joke
A plane crashes in the ocean and the only survivors are an ordinary looking young man and Tyra Banks, the super model. After months of being stranded on this desert island, they begin to have sex. Before long, they're humping happily away, three, four, five times a day. It is the best sex in this man's life and yet still, he's not happy. One day, he turns to the supermodel and says:
"Tyra...would you do something for me?"
"Sure, Mo, anything. What would you like?"
"Can you wear some of my man clothes?"
(weirded out) "Uh...sure"
"Now, can I draw a mustache and beard on your face with this piece of coal?"
(Weirded out, even more) "Okay"
"Also...would you mind if I called you Fred?"
(At this point, she's speechless but nods her head in consent).
Mo turns away from her, turns back and exclaims excitedly:
"Fred, you will NOT believe who I'm banging!"
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