Candy Girl: Diary of an Unlikely Stripper

I read this book over the weekend and it was bite-your-lip hysterical. It's also essential reading for anyone who's harbored a secret ambition to try stripping (I'm looking at you Carmen, not you Forsooth). My only question mark, which was never satisfactorily answered, is why she agonized over what her stage name should be. She settled on "Cherish", which is a perfectly respectable stripper name except..

..your name is already Diablo!!

Check out Diablo Cody's interview with Letterman here.