Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Qunicy Jones, banging 19-year old Heba El-Awahdy


Qunicy Jones is Banging a 19-year old Hottie, Heba Elawadi:Quincy Jones, the 73-year old curmudgeon, is allegedly “dating” Heba Elawadi, a 19-year old aspiring fashion designer from Egypt. Dating, in this context, means that Heba is changing his diapers, giving Quincy a quick dose of Viagra, then grabbing one of Quincy’s pets and rubbing the pet all over his engorged junk. Quincy is so old that he thinks this means he had sex with Heba, meanwhile she is off doing God knows what and telling everyone who complains “Don’t fuck with me, I’m dating Quincy Jones. He’ll fucking cut you.”.

This story was reported by Subvert Society here.

4 Comments:

Blogger La Gitana said...

Holy gay. Is this a joke? I went to school with that girl... I think I'm going to be seriously ill.

8:06 AM  
Blogger Basil Fawlty said...

No, it's legit as far as I can tell. I know the quotes are a joke, but as far as I know, the story's serious.

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fashion Designer huh? well She can cater for the whorezzzzzz

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u guys lay off the poor gurl...eh el bedan da...stop hatin...

7:38 PM  

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