Land of the Sleestacks
Remember Land of the Lost? That show used to scare the shit out of me and my brother, especially when the T-Rex would chase them into their cave. They always ended up sticking a log in the T-Rex's throat. And don't even bring up the Sleestacks. Those bitches were terrifying!
I know I've been living in Queens too long when I begin to sound like a Queens GIRL.