'Sucks to be Egyptian'

It's not fair to be Egyptian
A disappointing experience
One sucky thing after another
Taking place with great expedience

It's hard to grow up Egyptian
Force-fed customs I abhor
And all I can say is no
To the junk that's never worked before

It blows to be Egyptian
A slave to all that tradition
We used to build pyramids years ago
It might be time for a new mission

If you think it's fine to be Egyptian
I think you may need specs
A nation based exclusively
On the abolishment of sex

It sucks to be Egyptian
I'd trade it for a dime
We'll never win the world cup
Now or anytime

It's painful to be Egyptian
Though only time will tell
Not that it matters really
My mom says I'm going to hell