North England/ South Paris

I work with this freelance chick from France named Julie (pronounced the French way: Jew-Lee). Anyways, she has the most disconcerting accent ever devised: a hybrid of french pronunciation of English mixed with a geordie brogue that would do a Sunderland supporter proud. The result is something that sounds like Arsene Wenger swallowed Mick McCarthy ie not very attractive. One second, she'll say 'you know' in a French accent ("Yoo Knaw") followed by a blood-curdling "Dja knaw whauamean?".